Top9 planned it all in advance
This time he'd leave nothing to chance
He packed blindfolds, handcuffs and rope
But he should have packed soap
His trick, you see, was from France
Two tall hairy cops from New York
Went to meet a hot piggy at Pork
Much to their distress
He walked in, in a dress
Just like that swan thing on Bjork
Two 'Sirs' at the bar talked of whether
They should tie the knot wearing leather
Would they wear matching caps?
Could the priest be in chaps?
Should they lead their boy in on a tether?