Main | Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Homo Haiku

His grizzled chin and
chiseled chest were betrayed
by plucked eyebrows

"I'm all top" he said,
but in the end it was his
we passed around

The self-spreading boy
reached back and opened his
only real asset

Tweaker Boy stopped
and said "Sorry what were we
just talking about?"

Potato salad
behind the ears works well to
attract bears to you

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