Lenten Chat With Joe And James

JOE: So you doing anything this weekend? Going out?

JAMES: Oh, hellz yeah! It's my last weekend before Lent.

JOE: And what, pray tell, are you giving up for Lent?

JAMES: Booze and ciggies. I do it every year.

JOE: Oh, riiiiight. No booze or cigs for forty days? You?

JAMES: Seriously. It's personally very important to me, believe it or not.

JOE: Hmmm. But you'll still be out there taking it up the ass, I assume.

JAMES: Oh, fuck yeah. I mean, I love Jesus but I'm not in love with him.

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