Virgin Megastore, Times Square, Monday 8PM
Me: Excuse me, can you tell me what that song was that just ended?
Clerk (bored): I wasn't listening, sorry.
Me: Oh, well can I find out? Is that a DJ up there?
Clerk (rolling eyes): I can call up and ask. What was the song?
Me (unnecessarily sarcastic): Well, if I knew that we wouldn't need to call the DJ.
Clerk (Delivers unblinking stare. Long pause): OK. How did it go?
Me: Um, it says something about "I wanna draw you a fish." I heard it in Florida last year and-
Clerk (interrupting): I wanna draw you a fish?
Clerk: Right. OK. I'll ask. (wanders away)
Ten minutes later, the clerk returns, smirking merrily.
Me: Did you find out?
Clerk: Yeah, actually it's called "I Want To Call You My Bitch."
Me (shrinking): Oh.
Clerk (laughing): What did you think it was? I want to draw you a fish? Ha, ha, ha!
Me: I never said that.
Clerk: Ha, ha, ha! Fish.