Ain't No Mountain Gay Enough
Gentle readers, I love my people. Truly, I do. But I had to throw back my head and emit a yowl of spiritual pain upon reading of the petition campaign to rename a Vermont hilltop "Brokeback Mountain". I mean, COME ON. What's next, "Mount Mommie Dearest"? I'd rather see a sign that said "Hedwig Hill, 3 miles." Or maybe, "Next exit, Poppers Peak." Seriously, my brothers. Stop.
UPDATE: AOL's Kenneth Hill has got a funny idea about this funny idea.