Main | Friday, October 13, 2006

Things To Be Happy About

1. Scrotum stubble.
2. Simultaneously loathing and pitying self-hating closeted homos.
3. Gravy Train and daisies, but not in the same bowl.
4. Passing smug silent judgment on intergenerational relationships.
5. A perfectly ripe "monogamist".

Here's some other things to be happy about.

We call it "sharing". It's a clear, crisp day here in "NYC". Always be true in your "heart" to your partner/trick/polyamorous group of relative strangers and he/she/they will love and trust you to be the "best" you that you can be. And that's all we can really "hope" for.

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