Favorite quotes of the weekend:
-Upon entering the Eagle, which is lavishly decorated for the holidays, Lil Pony remarked, "This place smells like sex. And Christmas!"
-At the Dugout: "I asked Father Tony what the sickest thing was he ever heard while taking confession, but he won't tell me because he won't violate that sacrament. But apparently, he has no problem with that whole no-cock-sucking sacrament."