Delta Flight 1857
Male Flight Attendant (flirtaciously): Wow, that's a really big one you've got there.
MFA: I don't think I've ever seen one that big.
(Several heads turn.)
Joe: Oh, come on. You've been around.
MFA: Yeah, but I still think that's the biggest.
(More heads turn.)
Joe (embarrassed): Yeah, um...everybody likes it.
MFA: Me too! But you really shouldn't have that huge thing out right now....
(All heads turn.)
Propping his hand on the back of my seat, he reaches down between my legs, and slowly...closes my laptop.
MFA: ...because we're about to land.