FexEx/Kinko's, Vanderbilt Street, 8:30am
Male Hipster: I still can't believe you slept with him. I mean, he's cool and all, but...
Female Hipster: Well, clearly he's not completely gay.
MH: Nuh-uh. Once you've done it, you are all the way gay.
FH: Well, I guess that makes me a lesbian.
MH: That's HOT.
FH: Whatever, dude.