Double Standards

FexEx/Kinko's, Vanderbilt Street, 8:30am

Male Hipster: I still can't believe you slept with him. I mean, he's cool and all, but...

Female Hipster: Well, clearly he's not completely gay.

MH: Nuh-uh. Once you've done it, you are all the way gay.

FH: Well, I guess that makes me a lesbian.

MH: That's HOT.

FH: Whatever, dude.
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