ARIZONA: Cops To Stop Illegal Centaurs
The always innovative Arizona legislature has made it a crime to create mermaids, centaurs, and Slaggie Gilamonsters.
The Arizona state Senate on Thursday passed a bill making it illegal for a person to “intentionally or knowingly creating a human-animal hybrid.” The bill, which passed 16 to 12, would prohibit anyone in the state from “creating or attempting to create an in vitro human embryo by any means other than fertilization of a human egg by a human sperm.” The measure would also outlaw “transferring or attempting to transfer a human embryo into a nonhuman womb,” “transferring or attempting to transfer a nonhuman embryo into a human womb” and “transporting or receiving for any purpose a human-animal hybrid.”It's a felony to knowingly create an animal-human hybrid. But if you totally made that centaur by accident? Misdemeanor!