Perkins Cheers Wyoming Defeat

"Unlike other bills, this one would have extended special benefits to just about any two people--including platonic relationships--stripping marriage of all meaning or incentive. Once again, Rep. [Mark] Baker pointed out the ridiculously high costs to taxpayers, especially as it pertains to homosexuals. Though we've not researched his source, Baker insisted that only 1% of homosexuals die of old age, a reference to the expensive health conditions associated with same-sex behavior. He insisted that would only burden the state's budget more. The majority of lawmakers agreed, stopping the bill by a 34-25 vote on the statehouse floor. Both victories were a shot in the arm for the marriage movement, which could use a few more fearless leaders like Wyoming's!" - Hate group leader Tony Perkins, cheering Wyoming's rejection of a domestic partnership bill.