Yes, She Is
Chelsea, Saturday, 1AM
At a Christmas party, several guys are loudly dishing a man standing ten feet away.
Guy 1: "Oh, please. She thinks she is the hottest thing. I mean, look at her shoes! Who is she kidding?"
Guy 2: "Would you STOP with the female pronouns already? HE is not a HER!"
From across the room, the gentleman in question shouts: "Oh, yes she IS!"