#teapartypickuplines

From last night's favorite trending topic on Twitter...

• Hey baby, only my government is small.
• I wanna whisper sweet anti-immigrant, homophobic, racist, xenophobic nothings into your ear.
• How about you and me go have sex - lights out, missionary position, for the sole purpose of reproduction?
• I wanna unravel your conspiracy so my revolution can erupt all over you.
• The real reason I'm against tax increases? So I can spend all my money on you, girl.
• You're hotter than the burning cross I put in my black neighbor's front lawn.
• Is that a Glenn Beck bobblehead in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
• On the border I'm a Minuteman, but in the bedroom I'm alllll night.
• Lets go back to my place and declare independence from our clothes.
• Wanna see my paintings of an eagle crying over the New York skyline on 9/11?